the offical tournament of mdmb
the offical tournament of mdmb
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Starts May 1st at 9:00 am and ends at 12:00 am on Cinco de mayo.
Starts May 1st at 9:00 am and ends at 12:00 am on Cinco de mayo.
Largest Hogfish wins.
Largest Hogfish wins.
The winner will be awarded a cash prize and crowned “Boss Hog”.
The winner will be awarded a cash prize and crowned “Boss Hog”.
The winner will be referred to as “Boss” moving forward until Dethroning
The winner will be referred to as “Boss” moving forward until Dethroning
Rules
Rules
1. You must do Drugs that are deemed a “Group activity”
1. You must do Drugs that are deemed a “Group activity”
(MDMB Code of Conduct)
(MDMB Code of Conduct)
2. You must be “Jellyfish” certified
2. You must be “Jellyfish” certified
3. All fish taken must be with a “normal” spear gun.
3. All fish taken must be with a “normal” spear gun.
4. Free Diving only (When spearing fish)
4. Free Diving only (When spearing fish)
5. The person with the smallest fish of the will be crowned “Fish Bitch”
5. The person with the smallest fish of the will be crowned “Fish Bitch”
6. Largest Hogfish of the tournament will be crowned "Boss Hog"
6. Largest Hogfish of the tournament will be crowned "Boss Hog"
No Fees In The Keys.mp3Specialty Rules and Clarifications
Boss Hog can never be fish bitch
Riding a shark or a porpoise (witnessed) will automatically make you Boss Hog
A quorum vote will determine Fish Bitch for the day.
Fish Bitch must wear the Fish Bitch Shirt or other insignia the group has created and approved
Boss Hog will open next year's ceremonies with a speech at the commencement dinner
Hogfest Shanty
Hogfest Shanty
(Verse 1)
Boss Hog: Oh, raise your spliff, ye sons of the sea!
All: Hogfest calls, wild and free!
Boss Hog: With spear in hand and bud in tow,
All: To the ocean’s depths we boldly go!
(All Together)
So drink, boys, drink! Let the barrels flow!
We’ll feast like kings where the warm winds blow!
With fish in our hands and salt in our veins,
We’ll toast to the sea ‘til none remain!
(Verse 2)
Boss Hog: Who rides the tide with power and grace?
All: Boss Hog leads, none take his place!
Boss Hog: Who sinks below with shame and dread?
All: Fish Bitch flails—his name is dead!
(All Together)
So smoke, boys, smoke! This reef with me!
We’ll feast like kings on our bounty from the sea!
With a bong in hand and bud in the bowl,
Rip one for me and I'll spear one for y'all!
ALL TOGETHER: HOGFEST FOREVER!
Wall Of HOG!!
Wall Of HOG!!
2024 Boss Hog
2024 Boss Hog
Joe Erato
2025 Boss Hog
2025 Boss Hog
Joe Erato
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